Flat across the entire Gulf this morning — every spot is sitting at zero stars with ankle-high mush and strong onshore and cross-onshore south winds making it unsurfable regardless. Bob Hall, Horace Caldwell, and Port A are technically the "tallest" at half a foot, but that means nothing when the wind is howling 20-plus from the south. Conditions hold steady through the next few days with no meaningful swell on the horizon, so keep the board in the garage and check back mid-week.