Small, weak, and onshore — the Mid-Atlantic is pretty much a washout this morning with every spot checking in at ★1.0 across the board. Waist-high slop at 8 seconds from the ESE isn't worth getting out of bed for; if you're desperate, 56th Street and Atlantic City at least have some cross-shore angle to the wind. Conditions hold steady through the next few days, so don't expect a miracle — keep an eye on any new swell windows, but for now the best surf is on your couch.