Scraping the bottom of the barrel across the Northeast this morning — everything's sitting at ★1 with mushy, inconsistent SE windswell and nothing worth a detour. Best of a bad bunch is in Maine, where Scarborough and Short Sands are catching some offshore flow, but we're talking waist-high slop at best. It's fading through tomorrow and the extended looks flat, so unless a surprise swell materializes mid-week, you're better off waxing your board at home.