Pretty dismal out there this morning — every spot across the Northeast is checking in at a 1-star, with ankle-to-shin-high surf and not much period to speak of. If you're determined to get wet, the Rhode Island spots like East Matunuck, Misquamicut, and Moonstone have light offshore NNW winds making the most of the waist-high-and-under S swell, and the New Hampshire beaches at Jenness and North Beach Rye are at least cross-shore. Conditions hold flat and steady through the next few days, so don't rearrange your schedule waiting on anything — this one's for the groms and the desperate.